【1】 在公司，一个下属敲响了老板办公室的门

下属（敲门）：老板，我可以进来吗？

Boss, can I come in

上司：可以，请进吧。

Boss: Yes, Please come.

下属（走进）：明天是圣诞节了，我代表全体员工对你说：圣诞快乐

Tomorrow is Christmas, I represent all the staff say to you: Merry Christmas

上司：圣诞快乐。谢谢你们。

Thank you.Merry Christmas.

下属：这是明天圣诞节宴会的预计开支。

This is a Christmas party tomorrow, the estimated expenditure.

上司：哇，需要这么多钱！

wow, with so much money!

下属：是的，大家打算举行一个隆重又有意义的宴会

Yes, we intend to hold a grand banquet and meaningful

上司：隆重又有意义的宴会需要花费那么多钱吗？

Grand banquet needs and meaningful to spend so much money?

下属：是的。我们打算买很多礼物，很多蛋糕，很多啤酒，还有

Yes. We intend to buy a lot of gifts, a lot of cake, a lot of beer, and~~~~~~~~

上司（生气，拍桌子）：你们太过分了，平时工作懒懒散散的，饭菜却吃得那么多。

You too much, and usually work Lanlansansan, the food they eat so much.

下属：老板，受金融危机影响，物价上涨，消费提高是很正常的

Boss, by the financial crisis, rising prices, increased consumption is normal

上司：还狡辩，物价上升你们不可以吃少一点吗？整天顾着吃。你自己说说，这个月你体重上升多少了？

also quibble, you can not eat food less increase it? Guzhe eat all day. You talk about, this month you how much weight gain?

下属：五公斤。

Five kilograms.

上司：哼，你现在看起来就像一只胖胖的猪！难怪昨天隔壁公司的王总经理问我最近是不是改行做屠宰业了。

Well, you look like a fat pig! No wonder the King yesterday, general manager of the company next door asked me recently is not diverted to do the slaughtering industry.

下属：老板，你怎么可以说我是猪呢。

Boss, how could you do me a pig.

上司：你就是一只猪！平时什么都不做，吃饭就那么积极。你现在马上出去给我写下个月的减肥计划！

You're a pig! Usually do nothing, to eat to less active. You wrote me right out of month weight loss program!

下属：是

Yes

【2】平安夜，一对情侣在公园约会

女：坏家伙，你已经整整一个月没有和我约会了

the bad guys, you have a whole month and I did not date

男：我最近工作很忙啊

I recently very busy with work

女：难道你每天工作22小时吗你说实话，你到底想不想和我结婚？

Do you work 22 hours a day do you tell the truth, in the end you want to marry me?

男：我每天都幻想着婚后甜蜜的情景，还有该怎么和你庆祝这个圣诞节

Every day I married a sweet fantasy scenarios, as well as how to celebrate this Christmas with you

女：那么你想好了没有？

So you want yet?

男：想好了。明天我就带你去吃烛光晚餐

I have. Tomorrow I'll take you for a candlelight dinner

女：只是吃东西吗，还有别的吗？

Just eat you, Anything else?

男：带你去珠宝店挑首饰，你想买多少就买多少

Take you to the jewelry store to pick jewelry, how much you want to buy a lot of

女：怎么突然对我这么好。你是不是中彩票了

How suddenly so good to me. You are in the lottery yet?

男：没有。首饰算得了什么，就算你想要天上的月亮，我也会摘给你

No. Jewelry what of it, even if you want the moon, I will pick you

女（害羞）：油嘴滑舌的家伙

Glib guy

男：不生气了？

not angry?

女：你肯给我买首饰，我当然不生气了

Will you buy me jewelry, I certainly do not angry

男：明天你们公司有活动吗？

Tomorrow your company activities?

女：公司早上有圣诞节庆祝活动，你要不要和我一起去？

Our company has a Christmas morning celebration, you have to do with me?

男：好啊，那我们明天见吧

Good, see you tomorrow

女：亲爱的，明天见

My dear, see you tomorrow

【3】 圣诞节的早上，一位圣诞老人出现在公司门口

圣诞老人：来吧，借助这个温馨而又浪漫的圣诞节日，为您心爱的人送上真诚的祝福，同时在此也祝大家圣诞节快乐，身体健康，心想事成！！！

Come on, with this warm and romantic Christmas for your loved one to send sincere wishes, but here, too Merry Christmas, good health and all wishes come true! ! !

女：亲爱的快看，圣诞老人啊！

Dear Look, there is a Santa Claus!

男：哇，真的。不过他好像是由女人扮演的

Wow, really. But he seems to be played by a woman

圣诞老人：你们是情侣吧，来，我送你们几件小礼品

You are the couple it to, I send you a few small gifts

女：是圣诞树和饰品

Christmas trees and ornaments are

男：圣诞老人，你太好了，这样我就可以省下一笔钱了

Santa, you're so great, so I can save money by

圣诞老人：哈哈哈，我的出现就是为广大人民群众服务的啊，宴会快开始了，你们进去吧

Ha ha ha, my appearance is the service for the masses, ah, party soon began, and you go in

（男、女退场，上司、下属上）

下属：这不是玛丽扮演的但老人吗？

This is not Mary play Santa?

上司：原来他是玛丽扮演的呀。扮演得真不错，明天给她加薪！

It turned out he was playing Mary ah. Played so well, tomorrow to give her a raise!

下属（来到圣诞老人面前）：你好啊，圣诞老人。你怎么会在白天出现呢？

Hello, Santa Claus. How do you do in the daytime?

圣诞老人：我晚上有活动，没空。这是给你的袜子

I have activities at night, not available. This is for your socks

下属：太好了，谢谢！（来到老板面前）老板，送给你！

Great, thank you!

Boss to you!

上司：好的，谢谢你。

Okay, thank you

下属：平安夜的时候我向圣诞老人许愿：希望不管你脚多么臭，希望当你穿起袜子时，能收到我给你的满满的祝福，温暖你的心和脚ㄚ子！

I wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how bad your feet, wear socks when tomorrow morning, I'll give you receive the full blessing, the warmth of your heart and feet

上司：太让我感动了，明天给你加薪！

I'm so touched, pay you tomorrow!

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