Expand and contract 热胀冷缩

Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract1. Now, can anyone give me a good example?

John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.

老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？

约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。

I guess you're right 我想你是对的

Son: Dad, give me a dime1.

Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes2?

Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?

儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。

父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了，不是吗？

儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？

A great man 一名伟人

Teacher: Would Shakespeare1 be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？

学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

He is really somebody

Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.

Man: He is really somebody. What does do?

Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery1

小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。

男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？

小孩：墓地守墓人。

小学生英文短片笑话